# I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator

> THE NOSTALGIA IS A TRAP I HATE SNAKE is not the relaxing childhood memory you were looking for. It is a brutally authentic simulation of the legendary 2000s brick phone experience, designed specifically to push your reflexes and your patience to the limit. KEY FEATURES 80 Brutal Levels: Hand-crafted challenges where speed and space is your worst enemy. Escalating Speed: Every 10 levels, the clock ticks faster. Your brain will have to keep up or the snake will eat itself. Authentic Retro Vibe: Monochromatic LCD simulation, authentic retro sounds, and that indestructible plastic feel. Customize Your Brick: Unlock and swap between dozens of classic shells and colors. THE DEMORALIZING SYSTEM This game knows you. Our algorithm monitors your performance and detects your frustration. If you fail, don't expect a "try again" hug. "Maybe you should go back to Flappy Bird?" "Are you sure your brain is connected to your hands?" "Level 40 is clearly your ceiling. It's okay to quit." TWO WAYS TO SUFFER Challenge Mode: Face the 80 levels. Hardcore Challenge. Classic Mode: For the purists who just want to beat their high score without being mocked. Will you reach Level 80 and silence the machine, or will you prove that I HATE SNAKE was right about you?

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## Game Facts

- Title: I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator
- Developer: Ivory Games
- Release status: released (May 26, 2026)
- Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Platforms: Windows
- Badges: New
- Tags: steam, steam_app:4677990, Action, Casual, Indie, Simulation, Single-player, Full controller support, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Keyboard Only Option, Save Anytime, Steam Cloud, Steam Leaderboards, Family Sharing, steam_score:no-user-reviews, price:paid
- Primary CTA: Wishlist
- Estimated video/demo length: 0:30

## Description

THE NOSTALGIA IS A TRAP I HATE SNAKE is not the relaxing childhood memory you were looking for. It is a brutally authentic simulation of the legendary 2000s brick phone experience, designed specifically to push your reflexes and your patience to the limit. KEY FEATURES 80 Brutal Levels: Hand-crafted challenges where speed and space is your worst enemy. Escalating Speed: Every 10 levels, the clock ticks faster. Your brain will have to keep up or the snake will eat itself. Authentic Retro Vibe: Monochromatic LCD simulation, authentic retro sounds, and that indestructible plastic feel. Customize Your Brick: Unlock and swap between dozens of classic shells and colors. THE DEMORALIZING SYSTEM This game knows you. Our algorithm monitors your performance and detects your frustration. If you fail, don't expect a "try again" hug. "Maybe you should go back to Flappy Bird?" "Are you sure your brain is connected to your hands?" "Level 40 is clearly your ceiling. It's okay to quit." TWO WAYS TO SUFFER Challenge Mode: Face the 80 levels. Hardcore Challenge. Classic Mode: For the purists who just want to beat their high score without being mocked. Will you reach Level 80 and silence the machine, or will you prove that I HATE SNAKE was right about you?

## Public Signals

- OctoScout votes: 0
- Demo plays: 0
- Wishlist clicks: 0
- Steam review score: No user reviews
- Steam total reviews: 0
- Source score: No user reviews

## Official Links

- https://store.steampowered.com/app/4677990/
- https://ivory.games/

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