Prettiest Morgue

Jenny Smith's lifelong ambition was to be in the Red Pageant this weekend. Could you make her dreams come true? Run your own morgue fueled beauty agency that uses corpses as models.

Try not to get caught by all the people at the beauty shows! This is a deckbuilder where each card is a piece of clothing to use for your models. Pageants have requirements and challenges you must meet.

Failing any pageant ends the run, rogue-like! Win 12 pageants in a row to complete the run. Make decisions in random events that happen between pageants.

You could gain a run boost, an attribute boost or maybe more cards? Customize your deck. Your deck is 40 cards and you can choose which ones in your collection will be part of it.

Collect all the cards! Don't worry though because if you fail you still keep your cards for your deck, maybe next run you'll win "Prettiest of All"? Can you be awarded "Prettiest of All" even the dead???

Progress through multiple pageants to complete a run. Collect dozens of cards and customize your deck to your heart's content. Mortician Maker!

Every mortician running their own morgue that secretly dresses up corpses and parades them in front of beauty pageants needs attributes! Stamina Strength Intellect Elegance Glamour Morality Faith Sin Sensitivity Stress