SKREW YOUR STUPID MARBLE GAME

It's almost a jump 'n' run, but you don't run, you roll and grind and fly through the air and dive, and then comes the best part. - Spheres themselves can't do tricks because they're just round. Right?

Are you sure? You play as a digital marble consisting of a force field and a cockpit. You roll through over 100 levels, completing a huge variety of missions.

You'll have to race, knock down bowling pins, break skatepark high scores, capture opponents, solve puzzles, help NPCs, and much more. This game has everything except a story. There simply wasn't enough budget left for one.

It has loops, grinds, halfpipes, tornadoes, flamethrowers, exploding barrels, mazes, a Ferris wheel, Easter eggs, racetracks, rockets, a zombie level, the only fun water levels in video game history, UFOs, a gas station, trains, an ancient NPC on a snow-covered mountain, mini-golf, bowling, can throwing, sheep, birds, cows, cube lizards, hedgehog dogs, pinball machines, coins - no, wait, they're tokens, know-it-all NPCs, parachute jumps, lava, a sewer, an ice hockey level, a soccer level, ghosts, fire, a pyramid, a quiz nobody needs, a knight's castle, a sandcastle, a junkyard, puzzles, moderately hidden secrets, bumper cars, towels, volleyball, NO BATS, 2215 dominoes, a boss, and oh, what do I know, just watch the video. It takes place sometime in the future and it has something to do with extreme sports, and now don't bother me anymore.